Bush Clocks? Lol

sloppyjoe

sloppyjoe

cirrhosis of the river
>>A man died and went to heaven.
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>>As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates,
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>>he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
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>>He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
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>>St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
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>>Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
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>>Every time you lie the hands on
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>>your clock will move."
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>>"Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"
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>>"That's Mother Teresa's. The
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>>hands have never moved, indicating that
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>>she never told a lie."
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>>"Incredible," said the man. "And whose
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>>clock is that one?" St. Peter responded,
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>>"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
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>>The hands have moved twice,
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>>telling us that Abe told only two lies in
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>>his entire life."
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>>"Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man.
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>>"Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's
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>>using it as a ceiling fan :D :eek: :D :eek: :cool:
 
If you are going to use Bush's clock for a fan, you could use Clinton's to fly a helicopter.
 
I guess my boat would scream with Kerry's clock hooked to the back of it now would'nt it!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :D :eek: :D :eek:
 
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