for Jim (Too complex for Bigmoneymike)

[BAD BOB]

One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass.


I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.


On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. 'Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"

'Yes,' she said. 'They're retired prostitutes and they're having a yard sale.'

 

[JT652]

Did you buy anything?

 

[bigmoneymike]

allright enough. that first story just was way to long. the sidebar was like a 1/16 of an inch through your story and i dont know if it was supose to be believeable or not but. the last two was pretty good. keep em comin.

 

[BAD BOB]

Did you buy anything?

I tried, but even after showing my
AARP card, they refused to give me
a "senior discount"

 

[mad daddy]

They were afraid you would come up short lol