Funny NASCAR article

My favorite part:

"Wish They’d All Make California Gone- There are some tracks where the racing is of such poor quality not even an ESPN quality broadcast could make the race interesting to watch. A special retina scanner attached to the enhanced package control unit will monitor the users blink rate and if it becomes apparent the viewer is about to doze off the unit will select a classic race video from a track like Rockingham, Darlington, Bristol, Richmond or North Wilkesboro. Highlights of the live race will be saved for the customer to view in about five minutes after the race ends."
 




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