Well, I hope this "real" birthday is as great as your "non" birthday was last year.
And tell that "midget" guy that if he harms one little hair on your head he'll have to answer to your other mother, Bomber Momma! Spankings! I need to meet this guy real soon! He and I need to talk.
Have a great birthday, Jen! Give that little sweetie a hug and kiss for me! (not the big midget, the little midget).
Jeffrey, King of Cheeseburgers, you need to stop. This birthday celebration every 2 months is getting older than I am.
My birthday is December 27th and that is my ONLY birthday. For a newspaper reporter you sure need to check your facts man! Darn third worlders.