A heads up for all you Home Depot customers,...Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic...Don't be naive enough to think it can't happen to you.......Here's how the scam works:: Two seriously good looking 18 or 19 year old girls came over to your vehicle as you are packing your items in the car, they both started wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out their skimpy Home Depot T-Shirts, it's impossible not to look......When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and instead ask you for a ride to the next Home Depot store, you agree and they get in the back seat....On the way , they start having sex with each other....Then one of them climbs over the seat and performs oral sex on you while the other steals your wallet......I had my wallet stolen January 4th, 9th, 19th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 18th, three times just yesterday, so now I'm on my way to K-Mart to buy extra billfolds.....so beware my friends, let me handle this.
