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You Might Be A Redneck If. . . . . .
You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....
You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....
You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....
You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....
You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....
You know who is actually leading the Cup series....
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....
You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....
The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....
Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....
You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....
You know the "Back way" to Talledega....
You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....
You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....
You regularly see kinfolk on "America's Most Wanted." ....
Nobody can rebuild an engine like mama....
Your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it....
Your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor....
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck....
The Budweiser symbol is your coat of arms ....
If the earrings you gave your wife for Christmas double as fishing lures.....
all by Jeff Foxworthy
You think the last four words of the National Anthem are "Gentleman start your engines!"....
You think heaven looks a lot like Daytona Beach, Florida....
You've ever written Richard Petty's name on a presidential ballot....
You're not actually able to read The Richard Petty Story, but you sure do like to look at the pictures....
You have the word NASCAR in your wedding vows....
You go to a stock car race and don't need a program....
You know who is actually leading the Cup series....
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir was a direct result of a crash in turn three....
You spell out NASCAR in Christmas lights....
You can remember the entire NASCAR series schedule but can't remember your wifes birthday, kids birthday, or anniversary....
You can remember every NASCAR driver and their car number but can't remember how old your children are....
You think the most effective form of advertising is on the side of a car going 200 mph.....round and round and round....
The word "Bank" makes you think of turn three at Daytona....
Your wife's nickname is "Lugnut"....
You've spent more time on the top of a Winnebago than in one....
You know the "Back way" to Talledega....
You can change a tire faster than you can change a diaper....
You make engine noises while watching racing on TV....
You regularly see kinfolk on "America's Most Wanted." ....
Nobody can rebuild an engine like mama....
Your best jacket has an advertisement on the back of it....
Your 5-year-old can rebuild a carburetor....
Your favorite NASCAR souvenir is the result of a wreck....
The Budweiser symbol is your coat of arms ....
If the earrings you gave your wife for Christmas double as fishing lures.....
all by Jeff Foxworthy
