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johny you know i am not allowed by the local authorities and local farmers in the area.

really you should just wear that outfit anyway. but to really make it worth while you should wear a sheep outfit.

did i hear sheep

hey wait dean what was your nickname again chicken what?

hooch im telling you now it is all down hill from here.

damn i miss a couple months being sick and they're already trying to replace me. i do know one thing though. you will not find another guy looking as sexy as i was in my underwear.

that was when rodney was having a good day and we were able to take him out of the "home" in indiana

Has rodney ever been right in the head. Or is this normal for him?

hi my name is chim c. and i am a chronic drinker. ummmm.....am i in the wrong meeting again?

well lisa you keep missing the beer cause i have what they call a drinking problem. i open a can of beer and i start talking to people and boom my beer is gone. so really i think that is a problem since i don't know where it goes.

wait lisa why do you want beer when i have some of your other favorite drink

wait you forgot one. the premature acceleration during the mod heat. i bet he had that save up all winter

wait i thought i was the good lokking guy with short hair and a goatie

really i think jack said it twice cause he has either lost his mind or he started drinking to early

allright i'm working on the odds here. right now dustin is the odds on favorite to win cause he is taller and has the arm lenght. but you never know. with the people that hang out with the kreke krew who knows, a masked wrestler might appear and be part of the match. hmmmm.... never know.

hey good job mike. i just have one question. really how did you miss that spare? i'm bad at bowling and i could have picked it up.

no jack its that really big word. I

dammit al what did i tell you about using them big words.

happy berfday bud. i even got you a berfday gift. its a 1995 monte carlo with a blown motor. so happy berfday

i am so honored to have an award named after me(wipes tear from eye) and it had to be given to 2 people just to fill my shoes. ya i know i didn't make it up there. i wanted to and i was almost did but the strippers had me tied down. oh the new girl thing, we're just talking.