A Nun Was Sitting At The Airport, Waiting On Her Flight To Chicago.
She Looked Over In The Corner And Saw One Of Those Weight Machines
That
Tells Your Fortune, And Thought To Herself, "i'll Give It A Try And
See What It Tells Me."
She Went Over To The Machine, Stepped Up On The Scale And Put Her
Nickel In, And Out Came A Card That Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh
128
Lbs And You Are Going To Chicago.
The Nun Sat Back Down. She Told Herself That The Machine Probably
Gives
The Same Card To Everyone. The More She Thought About It, The More
Curious
She Got, So She Decided To Try It Again.
She Went Back To The Machine And Again Put Her Nickel In, And Out
Came A Card That, Read "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Are
Going
To Chicago And You Are Going To Play A Fiddle."
The Nun Says To Herself, "i Know That Is Wrong, I Have Never Played A
Musical Instrument A Day In My Life."
She Sat Back Down. From Out Of Nowhere A Cowboy Came Over And Sat
Down, Putting His Fiddle Case In The Seat Between Them. Without
Thinking,
She Opened The Cowboy's Case, Took Out The Fiddle, And Started Playing
Beautiful Music. Surprised At What She Had Done, She Looked Over At
The Machine Thinking, "this Is Incredible, I've Got To Try This
Again."
Back To The Machine She Went, Put In Another Nickel, And Another Card
Came Out. It Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Are Going To
Chicago And You Are Going To Break Wind."
Now She Knows The Machine Is Wrong, As She Thought To Herself, I've
Never Broken Wind In Public A Single Time In My Life", But Getting
Down
Off The Machine She Slipped, And As She Was Straining To Keep Herself
From Falling On The Floor, She Broke Wind.
Absolutely Stunned, She Sat Back Down And Looked At The Machine.
She Said To Herself, "this Is Truly Remarkable I Have To Try This
Again."
She Went Back To The Machine, Put In Another Nickel, And Another Card
Came Out. It Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Have Fiddled
And Farted Around And Missed Your Flight To Chicago.
She Looked Over In The Corner And Saw One Of Those Weight Machines
That
Tells Your Fortune, And Thought To Herself, "i'll Give It A Try And
See What It Tells Me."
She Went Over To The Machine, Stepped Up On The Scale And Put Her
Nickel In, And Out Came A Card That Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh
128
Lbs And You Are Going To Chicago.
The Nun Sat Back Down. She Told Herself That The Machine Probably
Gives
The Same Card To Everyone. The More She Thought About It, The More
Curious
She Got, So She Decided To Try It Again.
She Went Back To The Machine And Again Put Her Nickel In, And Out
Came A Card That, Read "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Are
Going
To Chicago And You Are Going To Play A Fiddle."
The Nun Says To Herself, "i Know That Is Wrong, I Have Never Played A
Musical Instrument A Day In My Life."
She Sat Back Down. From Out Of Nowhere A Cowboy Came Over And Sat
Down, Putting His Fiddle Case In The Seat Between Them. Without
Thinking,
She Opened The Cowboy's Case, Took Out The Fiddle, And Started Playing
Beautiful Music. Surprised At What She Had Done, She Looked Over At
The Machine Thinking, "this Is Incredible, I've Got To Try This
Again."
Back To The Machine She Went, Put In Another Nickel, And Another Card
Came Out. It Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Are Going To
Chicago And You Are Going To Break Wind."
Now She Knows The Machine Is Wrong, As She Thought To Herself, I've
Never Broken Wind In Public A Single Time In My Life", But Getting
Down
Off The Machine She Slipped, And As She Was Straining To Keep Herself
From Falling On The Floor, She Broke Wind.
Absolutely Stunned, She Sat Back Down And Looked At The Machine.
She Said To Herself, "this Is Truly Remarkable I Have To Try This
Again."
She Went Back To The Machine, Put In Another Nickel, And Another Card
Came Out. It Read, "you Are A Nun, You Weigh 128 Lbs, You Have Fiddled
And Farted Around And Missed Your Flight To Chicago.
