... Blonde Joke... not a racing subject but good

[kenseth_fan]

>>>
>>>Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before
>>>St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom
>>>of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
>>>
>>>The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
>>>feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
>>>and exchange gifts."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter
>>>said, "So, tell me."
>>>
>>>She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
>>>Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with
>>>His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
>>>arrested H im. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He
>>>died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
>>>boulder... "
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Very good."
>>>
>>>
>>>Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the
>>>boulder and Jesus comes out. If He sees His shadow, we have six
>>>more weeks of hockey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter fainted.

 

[Racer14K]

I know the third blonde's name, it's.............


Spun Out

Got ya Cassie

 

[spun_out]

Thanks LOREN........... I'll remember that!!!!!

I might be blonde but atleast my hair has color........ahhhhhhhhhhh hahahahhahahahahhahahahhaha!

Take that.....!

 

[Racer14K]

Well, I quess I deserved that but I do have a little color left

 

[dirtgoon]

That joke was hilarious and I love hockey.

 

[Bittle89]

Thats funny! lol.. maybe cause im not blonde!

 

[Kermit the Frog]

hey i got one for you.

Forrest Gump died and goes to Heaven but before he could enter St. Peter told him that he had to answer 3 questions before he could enter.

Question number 1: How many seconds are there in a year?

Forrest replied and said that is easy there are 12 seconds in a year? St. Peter said how do you figure and Forrest said January 2, February 2, March 2 and so on. St. Peter said ok and said that he had never had an answer like that but since it was creative he would let it go.

So question number 2: What are the days of the week that start with the letter "T"?

Forrest also said that was easy and replied Today and Tomorrow and St. Peter said ok that one was creative as well and let him go to question number 3.

So question number 3 was: What is God's first name?

Forrest goes that one is so easy it is Andy. St. Peter said what how do you get Andy.

Forrest goes, Andy (and he) walks with me....andy (and he) talks to me.

St. Peter opened the gates and said Run Forrest Run.

 

[crash9]

Forrest Gump

Excuse me, but shouldn't that be HOWARD????................................................"Our Father, who art in Heaven, HOWARD be thy name".