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>>>
>>>Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before
>>>St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom
>>>of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
>>>
>>>The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
>>>feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
>>>and exchange gifts."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter
>>>said, "So, tell me."
>>>
>>>She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
>>>Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with
>>>His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
>>>arrested H im. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He
>>>died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
>>>boulder... "
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Very good."
>>>
>>>
>>>Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the
>>>boulder and Jesus comes out. If He sees His shadow, we have six
>>>more weeks of hockey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter fainted.
>>>Three Canadian blondes died and found themselves standing before
>>>St. Peter. He told them that before they could enter the Kingdom
>>>of Heaven, they had to tell him what Easter represented.
>>>
>>>The first blonde said, "Easter is a holiday where they have a big
>>>feast and we give thanks and eat turkey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The second blonde said, "Easter is when we celebrate Jesus' birth
>>>and exchange gifts."
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Noooooo," and he banished her to Hell.
>>>
>>>The third blonde said she knew what Easter was, and St. Peter
>>>said, "So, tell me."
>>>
>>>She said, "Easter is a Christian holiday that coincides with the
>>>Jewish festival of Passover. Jesus was having Passover feast with
>>>His disciples when He was betrayed by Judas, and the Romans
>>>arrested H im. The Romans hung Him on the cross and eventually He
>>>died. Then they buried Him in a tomb behind a very large
>>>boulder... "
>>>
>>>St. Peter said, "Very good."
>>>
>>>
>>>Then the blonde continued, "Now, every year they roll away the
>>>boulder and Jesus comes out. If He sees His shadow, we have six
>>>more weeks of hockey."
>>>
>>>St. Peter fainted.