Calling Crump
- Thread starter StarRacer
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CrumpRacing
Dirty on the bottom!
The track is one place where you can beat a woman and not go to jail.
And I'm the first in line.
Crump
And I'm the first in line.
Crump
Crump did you fall and bump your head ?
Grange I might just take you up on that... Does yours have a bert? That is okay I have one at home we can use. The more whiskey I drink the more I know I can LEGALLY BEAT Crump.....
Let's get this on a level playing field.... Crump you and I in turn 4 after the races and we will see who can drink the most Whiskey and who can stand up and make it to the finish line first.... Now that is my kind of race. And if you prefer we can drink the something something instead.
Grange I might just take you up on that... Does yours have a bert? That is okay I have one at home we can use.
The more whiskey I drink the more I know I can LEGALLY BEAT Crump..... Let's get this on a level playing field.... Crump you and I in turn 4 after the races and we will see who can drink the most Whiskey and who can stand up and make it to the finish line first.... Now that is my kind of race. And if you prefer we can drink the something something instead.
CrumpRacing
Dirty on the bottom!
Ouch...... Laddies take it easy on me, I did bump my head.
I was just playin, do we really need to start the Legal/Illegal thing?
Dirtgirl, I will take you up on that, how about some Jameson or Mildelton but your buying. I should tell you I come from a long line of Alcoholics and I haven't had a beer in 2 years, just Irish whiskey.
Jason Crump
I was just playin, do we really need to start the Legal/Illegal thing?
Dirtgirl, I will take you up on that, how about some Jameson or Mildelton but your buying. I should tell you I come from a long line of Alcoholics and I haven't had a beer in 2 years, just Irish whiskey.
Jason Crump
wackymac19
Member
Who said Allied would let Dirtgirl race. !!!!!
There would be know crowd control and who's going to keep spanky in line !!!! lolololol
There would be know crowd control and who's going to keep spanky in line !!!! lolololol
johnypasta
Just call me JP
Lets see...
Lisa driving a car down the front straight with Spanky on the stand.
Have you ever seen a Pro 4 CLIMB the wall (accidentally) on the front straight?!?!?!?! Trust me we are ALL safer with her in the stands. Did I say that??? She sits in front of me... What will section B like next season?
Lisa driving a car down the front straight with Spanky on the stand.
Have you ever seen a Pro 4 CLIMB the wall (accidentally) on the front straight?!?!?!?! Trust me we are ALL safer with her in the stands. Did I say that??? She sits in front of me... What will section B like next season?
No need to worry I prefer to sit in the stands and consume liquid refreshment.
There is no way Gus could keep up with 2 race cars and still get his 4-5 days of boating in as well..... So to keep peace in our humble abode I will choose not to race and tear stuff up. Because I know my car would drift down hard to the left just when someone washes up on me hard to the right. It could get really ugly. REAL UGLY !!!!!! So with that said I will just sit in the stands and do the crowd control and keep Spanky in line
This way I can keep my eye on WackyMac and make sure he survives the night...
There is no way Gus could keep up with 2 race cars and still get his 4-5 days of boating in as well..... So to keep peace in our humble abode I will choose not to race and tear stuff up. Because I know my car would drift down hard to the left just when someone washes up on me hard to the right. It could get really ugly. REAL UGLY !!!!!! So with that said I will just sit in the stands and do the crowd control and keep Spanky in line
This way I can keep my eye on WackyMac and make sure he survives the night...
