CHINESE Sick day

[BAD BOB]

Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today.... I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt. I no come work."

The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When ever I feel like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better.... and I go to work. You try that."

Two hours later, Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say. I feel great. I be at work soon. You got nice house."

 

[dirt hound]

your sick

 

[bigevil1]

i'm sick too. whats your address????

 

[dirt hound]

me not tell would n't do any good anyway she 's working al most as many hours as me

 

[BAD BOB]

Hey Dirt Hound, you got nice house too!

 

[dirt hound]

now I know your at the wrong house no Wait a second I gave you the wrong address who's house did you go to

 

[Brucie]

now I know your at the wrong house no Wait a second I gave you the wrong address who's house did you go to

i think i saw him comeing out of your moms house.

 

[dirt hound]

You thing so huh icanfind out if there is buckshot in his arse