justpassinbyu
New Member
Dirt Track Red Neck!!!!
YOU MIGHT BE A " DIRT TRACK" REDNECK IF.................
**You think "BURNING RUBBER" means setting your Mazda on fire..
**You think a "PURE STREET" is a really good gravel road!
**You think a "LATE MODEL" is your Mother-in-law in drag!
**You think a "SAFETY HARNESS" is a pair of suspenders & a belt!
**you think a "WHITE FLAG" is something you wave when you forgot you wife's birthday........................
Then YOU might be a DIRT TRACK REDNECK!
YOU MIGHT BE A " DIRT TRACK" REDNECK IF.................
**You think "BURNING RUBBER" means setting your Mazda on fire..
**You think a "PURE STREET" is a really good gravel road!
**You think a "LATE MODEL" is your Mother-in-law in drag!
**You think a "SAFETY HARNESS" is a pair of suspenders & a belt!
**you think a "WHITE FLAG" is something you wave when you forgot you wife's birthday
........................Then YOU might be a DIRT TRACK REDNECK!
