During a court case a lil ol lady was being brought up for murder. as she was sitting in the witness stand the prosecuting attorney asked her to give her account of the night that the murder happened. grandma started out saying
" i was sitting on the porch swing that evening minding my own business and this strapping young man comes up and sits down beside me"
prosecuting attorney- "did you know him?"
grandma-" no i didnt"
attorney-"ok, continue"
grandma-"well he sat there for a few minutes, then started to rub my arm real sensual like"
attorney "did you stop him?"
grandma " no i didnt"
attorney "what happened next?"
grandma "well he started rubbing my leg and my arm and was breathing in my ear"
attorney "did you stop him?"
grandma "well no, i didnt"
attorney "why didnt you?"
grandma "well i havent felt that good or felt that way since my Elmer passed away 20 years ago"
attorney "ok then what happened next?"
grandma "well he kept up with breathing in my ear and was kissing my neck and i got to the point i juz laid down on the porch and spread my legs and yelled at the young man to take me and do with me as he wanted"
attorney looks strangely and asks "well what happened next did he do what you wanted?"
grandma "no he didn't, he stood up, looked at me and said april fools and started to walk off......so i grabbed the gun and shot the lil punk"
remember bad bob, never turn your back on a woman lmao
" i was sitting on the porch swing that evening minding my own business and this strapping young man comes up and sits down beside me"
prosecuting attorney- "did you know him?"
grandma-" no i didnt"
attorney-"ok, continue"
grandma-"well he sat there for a few minutes, then started to rub my arm real sensual like"
attorney "did you stop him?"
grandma " no i didnt"
attorney "what happened next?"
grandma "well he started rubbing my leg and my arm and was breathing in my ear"
attorney "did you stop him?"
grandma "well no, i didnt"
attorney "why didnt you?"
grandma "well i havent felt that good or felt that way since my Elmer passed away 20 years ago"
attorney "ok then what happened next?"
grandma "well he kept up with breathing in my ear and was kissing my neck and i got to the point i juz laid down on the porch and spread my legs and yelled at the young man to take me and do with me as he wanted"
attorney looks strangely and asks "well what happened next did he do what you wanted?"
grandma "no he didn't, he stood up, looked at me and said april fools and started to walk off......so i grabbed the gun and shot the lil punk"
remember bad bob, never turn your back on a woman lmao
