UNDERWEAR IS IMPORTANT!
> >
> >
> >
> > Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this
one, call the
> > morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
> >
> > Always wear clean underwear in public, especially
when working
> > under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida
Daily News comes
> > this story of a Crestview couple who drove their
car to Wal-Mart,
only
to
> > have their car break down in the parking lot. The
man told his wife
> > to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot.
The
> > wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On
> > closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from
under
> > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
lack of underpants
> > turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand
the
> >
> > embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her
> > hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place. On
regaining
> > her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at
> > her husband who was standing idly by.
> >
> >
> >
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his forehead.
> >
> >
> >
> > Listen up! If you don't laugh out loud at this
one, call the
> > morgue and reserve a tray, because you are dead.
> >
> > Always wear clean underwear in public, especially
when working
> > under your vehicle... From the Northwest Florida
Daily News comes
> > this story of a Crestview couple who drove their
car to Wal-Mart,
only
to
> > have their car break down in the parking lot. The
man told his wife
> > to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the
car in the lot.
The
> > wife returned later to see a small group of people
near the car. On
> > closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs
protruding from
under
> > the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his
lack of underpants
> > turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand
the
> >
> > embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward,
quickly put her
> > hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back
into place. On
regaining
> > her feet, she looked across the hood and found
herself staring at
> > her husband who was standing idly by.
> >
> >
> >
> > The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches
in his forehead.
