t.nie
Patience Tester
So, I attended another function over in Highland last night that kept me preoccupied for most of the evening, but around 10 or so, I left and figured what the heck, I can still take in a couple of features if I am lucky, so I headed on over to Highland Speedway. I parked and saw the sportsman's just rolling out to start the feature as I walked toward the main gate. When I get there, I am met by one of the fairboards grossly overweight and incredibly ignorant rent-a-cops, a guy who's name is Burns. He says to me "Got a ticket?" and my reply is no, I dont, I was at another function tonight, and I am just getting here, I arranged to meet some friends here toward the end of the show. He says, "You cant go in." So I am like, what? How many races are left, like, the bombers and hornets? "No, there is a lot more than that left. No ticket, your not going in. Period." So I ask him, can I buy a ticket then? "Ticket office closed at intermission. You cant buy a ticket. No ticket, no entry." So, I cant get past doughnut man without a ticket, and there are no tickets for sale. Ummm... ok.
I stand there, thinking this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered. I walked into an ARCA race with 70 laps to go for free, been to TCS on my way back from St Louis a few times to catch the last 2 features without a problem, was even let into an ASA race at Gateway for nothing when I got there pretty well into the show, and at all of those races I would have happily paid SOMETHING to get in. But here I am, at Highland Speedway on a Sat night with money for a ticket, a desire to pay, a desire to catch even a couple races since so many have been rained out lately, and Corporal Klingon telling me "None Shall Pass" and the ticket office is closed.
So I just tell the guy, you know what? I think I'll go talk to Charlie. Have a nice night, and keep up the good work, uh, whats that name on your shirt there?... Ahh, BURNS, yes, Burns, of Delta Securities, works for the Fair Board, what a guy that Burns. Great job Burns, your really keeping things under control.
So, I walk all the way around to the pit shack, tell them this, and they sell me a pit pass for $10. Now, you see, that is how you take care of people, and keep them coming back. I want to thank Charlie's folks in the pit shack, they were totally cool about the whole deal, and took care of me. As for Mr Burns, of Delta Securities? Well, If I ever see you getting your rotund butt kicked at Highland Speedway in the middle of a drunken brawl, dont think I will be lifting a finger to help you. I will probably be leading the cheering section.
I stand there, thinking this is the most ridiculous thing I have ever encountered. I walked into an ARCA race with 70 laps to go for free, been to TCS on my way back from St Louis a few times to catch the last 2 features without a problem, was even let into an ASA race at Gateway for nothing when I got there pretty well into the show, and at all of those races I would have happily paid SOMETHING to get in. But here I am, at Highland Speedway on a Sat night with money for a ticket, a desire to pay, a desire to catch even a couple races since so many have been rained out lately, and Corporal Klingon telling me "None Shall Pass" and the ticket office is closed.
So I just tell the guy, you know what? I think I'll go talk to Charlie. Have a nice night, and keep up the good work, uh, whats that name on your shirt there?... Ahh, BURNS, yes, Burns, of Delta Securities, works for the Fair Board, what a guy that Burns. Great job Burns, your really keeping things under control.
So, I walk all the way around to the pit shack, tell them this, and they sell me a pit pass for $10. Now, you see, that is how you take care of people, and keep them coming back. I want to thank Charlie's folks in the pit shack, they were totally cool about the whole deal, and took care of me. As for Mr Burns, of Delta Securities? Well, If I ever see you getting your rotund butt kicked at Highland Speedway in the middle of a drunken brawl, dont think I will be lifting a finger to help you. I will probably be leading the cheering section.