Happy Birthday Dennis! (Races21)

Happy Birthday Dennis!!!! Why didn't you tell me that the other night when I picked up my order. ( GREAT JOB ) by the way. You always do a fantastic job. :)
Come on down Saturday Night and I will let Gussie buy you a beer :eek: Unless you want some of my poision and in that case I will share with you ;) Hope it's a GOOD ONE!!!!!!!

Lisa, Gus, and Hailey
 
Happy Birthday

Who would ever think you would make it another year with out getting killed!!!!GREAT JOB YOU MADE IT .Have a nice birthday. :D
 
Happy Birthday Dennis, now go get your self one of those cool Paul Belken toter homes....lol

Remember Jimmy is bad luck!!!

John Barr
The Trashdog
 
Hey Dennis... Don't listen to TRASHDOG... He is the one that messed up the karma Saturday!!!

By the way, my 5 year old sure loved the pork chop sandwiches!!!

He said you would be his favorite modified driver if he could wear a Dennis Richard's T-Shirt, but I told him you didn't have any!!! He said that he will stay a Scotty Weber and Dean Hoffman fan then!!
 
Happy Birthday Dennis!!!

And yes, the DOG did mess everything up. Jimmy and I had you all set up for the win with our positive attitudes and our angelic presence and that DIRTY DOG ruined it!!!

Hope you have a GREAT day!!!
 
Dennis knows about the luck of the dog, who ever heard of luck of the Dearing???...lol

John Barr
The Trashdog
 
Dirtgirl, He Didn't Tell Me Either. I Guess He Didn't Want Me To Know He Is Older Than Me!!!!! Even Though Its Only To Months. Sure Looks Like More. :D

Happy Birthday Mr. Dennis!!!
 
Thank you all. Trashdog I would love to have me one of them Toter Homes but, my wife and kids would love to have a inground pool. Hmm (Looks like we'll just have to want for now)

I thought early this season we broke the Dearing curse. We took small steps. Each week we would let him come a little closer, a little closer. Maybe we're missing that little Andrew Porter guy. His Dad told me that he was bringing me the luck of the Porters last week. We only managed a Semi win. I think we need Andrew. Look at what he did for Clay Bauman two in a row.

Jimmy tell that little guy to come on by and get a sandwich any time. My wife said his little mistake could of been alot worse. I don't blame the little guy on those two drivers. He couldn't of picked two better. Heck I'm waiting to get my own Weber and Hoffman shirt. We might have something for the little man in a few weeks.

I have a WARNING for all sportsman drivers. BEWARE of the D40 Sportsman car. "Nickname EVIL ED". He's been know to toss grenades at you, beat you with the handle of his pistol, and flat CHEAT at Medal OF Honor. He also has a side kick dressed as Captain Kirk. Hes a little scary. I think he was a stalker in a previous life. If you see these two enter the server at your own caution. I don't think they could possibly have anymore fun then killing me more than 300 times in a hour and a half. I believe it's a server record.

Thank you all again
Dennis
 
Dog, Mrs. Dearing has herd of the luck of Dearing. Every time he gets lucky she ends up with another child.
 
Happy Birthday Dennis, get back on last years track soon man, you deserve the success. As for a MOHAA, I havnt seen you in there that I know of, but I have not been back for long. Lets have the little guys, or the underdogs win some and set that place on its tail.
 
Dean,
I haven't been in lately. It's been over a month. Don't tell trashdog but we are planning an over throw. Your either with us or against us. I have taken a group of highly trained computer geeks and turned them into MOHAA killing machines.

First we hack the Trashdog server and take over the moderator duties. Locking Trashdog and all his little friends on the outside looking in for a change.

Second we unleash Team Richards into strategic locations through out the game (Spawn killing like never before) We will turn our Aim bot on high, download our patch to see through walls.

Third we plan on taking Evil Ed, Trashdog, and the side kick Nichole alive so examples can be made of them. I think we will hang them from a building in the square. "Note to self: Make sure to bring extra heavy duty rope for thashdog. EXTRA HEAVY

Fourth we will liberate the people of Trashdog after hours from the Communist Dictatorship of Trashdog himself.

Some of you might think that I'm a little angry for the *** whoopin I took over the winter. Not at all, never bothered me, i loved been mutilated night in and night out as i watched Evil Ed scale a wall like spiderman, Trashdog jump from roof top to roof top, (kinda funny when he missed), Nichole throw grenades 800 feet like their was no gravitation pull "NONE". Nothing like someone throwing a grenade in your room and locking the door from the outside so you can't get out. Thats just a few of the so many that happened.

So be aware Team Richards is coming. I should check into cloning.
 
Bring it on, after Ed and I finsh up, you'll wish you had that Paul Belken toter home to hide in...lol

Don't bring what you can't afford to lose!!!

John Barr
The Trashdog
 
MR. RICHARDS, I'VE DONE MY BEST TO BRING YOU LUCK. MY LUCK CAN'T OVER COME THE THICKNESS OF YOUR HEAD. I MEAN HELMET. I THINK THE AIR PUMP IS FEEDING YOU ALKY FUMES!:D

OH, I FORGOT, MY WIFE CANCELS OUT THE LUCK I BRING.:confused:


BTW DOG..........DON'T FEAR DENNIS. FEAR PATTY!!! :eek:
 




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