real racing fan
Exceptional Member
25 SIGNS THAT, SADLY, YOU'VE GROWN UP:
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up
and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
damn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go
up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces,
"I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for
one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save
your sorry old butt.
1. Your house plants are alive, and you can't smoke any
of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hook up
and break up.
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed
up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those
damn kids
next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes
around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your payments go
up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonalds
leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 PM.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the
beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would
severely upset,
rather than settle your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid,
not condoms
and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good
stuff".
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces,
"I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is
for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a
bar.
25. You read this entire list looking desperately for
one sign that
doesn't apply to you and can't find one to save
your sorry old butt.
