Just for fun.I would have a heart attack if..

jumptrack2002

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#1, There would be an exit put in at I-55 so we could go there during "flood times."
#2, Street stock rules would be uniform at all surrounding tracks.
#3, There would be no more posts about Wente at TCS.
#4, Bombers would now be BOMBERS.
#5, There would BE engine claims in UMP mods.
#6, All tracks would be ready to race on when you got there.
#7, Pit passes would be $25, no wait a minute, I think I'm having the big one, Ethel.
#8, Call 911 please!
 
#9 - If Hooter girls became trophy girls at all tracks
#10- If tracks would race till it snowed and then put snow tires on cars and raced. lol
 
#13. If all tracks had helicopters to dry the track.

Oh yea...just read that the Dirt Track @ Lowe's Motor Speedway is using one right now to dry the surface for dirt racing!!!!!


#14. If anyone knew what Hot Darby or Yerbie is.
 




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