MoonMan at Charleston,,last night......funny

ALCOHOL

ALCOHOL

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This is good so bear with me,,,,After the last late model heat was over,,moon man was spotted at the pit gate. I looked at the guy next to me and said,,man the Moon Man got here late didn't he?
He said,"Won't be a problem for him,,he's just late because he's been home juicing up his tires with the "Venon Juice,,Should be good to go in feature."
I said,,"Oh you seen the at video also?"
He said ,"yeah but I never expected to get a bonus to go with tonights program."
A few minutes later the late models roll out for their feature,,Moon Man starting last.
I say" well here she goes,,see what he's got" I can not watch the race up front and Moon in the rear passing a total of 3 cars before he pulls into the infield.15 laps into the race.
He says "well so much for the added bonus attraction".I nodded and continued to watch the 25 lap event without a caution. After Unzicker took the win and everyone was exiting the infield I noticed what appeared to be a LR flat tire on Moom mans car.
I said" Must of soaked her to long"
He said" May be the Moon should be using fix a flat along with the other goodies"
Any way ,,to make a long story short,,,,Moon never proved himself last night any way..
He said,,," all in all, not a bad night,,,He found some clients"
Totally worth the $20 just to see that.
 
I got the point and made me snicker. Im waiting for the day a tire explodes and catches on fire from the "juice"
 
ALCOHOL said:
This is good so bear with me,,,,After the last late model heat was over,,moon man was spotted at the pit gate. I looked at the guy next to me and said,,man the Moon Man got here late didn't he?
He said,"Won't be a problem for him,,he's just late because he's been home juicing up his tires with the "Venon Juice,,Should be good to go in feature."
I said,,"Oh you seen the at video also?"
He said ,"yeah but I never expected to get a bonus to go with tonights program."
A few minutes later the late models roll out for their feature,,Moon Man starting last.
I say" well here she goes,,see what he's got" I can not watch the race up front and Moon in the rear passing a total of 3 cars before he pulls into the infield.15 laps into the race.
He says "well so much for the added bonus attraction".I nodded and continued to watch the 25 lap event without a caution. After Unzicker took the win and everyone was exiting the infield I noticed what appeared to be a LR flat tire on Moom mans car.
I said" Must of soaked her to long"
He said" May be the Moon should be using fix a flat along with the other goodies"
Any way ,,to make a long story short,,,,Moon never proved himself last night any way..
He said,,," all in all, not a bad night,,,He found some clients"
Totally worth the $20 just to see that.
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