Questions that need an answer

BAD BOB

BAD BOB

sick & twisted old man
Who was the 1st person to look at a cow & say,
"I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink
whatever comes out!"
 
Heres one that we probably ask ourselves when we read a lot of these posts..
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?
 
hey bob... which came first; the chicken or the egg?


answer; niether. the rooster.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, everyone!!!
 
how about this one... did Adam have a belly button?



or...




if you (pass gas), and theres no one there, does it still stink?


or this one.

do you know why people from Missouri don't celebate the Nativity Scene?


answer; because they can't find 3 wise men or a virgin!!

just a little humor... don't get bent out of shape. i will tell an Illinois joke, too.
 
Need Another Answer

Why do they call it an asteroid when its outside the hemisphere,
but call it a hemorroid when its in your butt????
 
why do people point to their wrist when asking the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Any thoughts on this Cowboy Tod???
 
huh?

BAD BOB said:
why do people point to their wrist when asking the time,
but don't point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Any thoughts on this Cowboy Tod???
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Just had to bring up wrists didn't you.
 
technically, wouldn't a hemmoroid be OUTSIDE your butt?
why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
why do we call them pair of pants, when there is only one?
 
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If a cat chokes to death trying to swallow a dead mouse (who killed who?)???
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why will a dog run INTO the woods 1/2 way?


from that point on, the dog is running OUT of the woods.

unless that dog is the dirthound, then he's lost. haha.
 
RaceGoddess said:
technically, wouldn't a hemmoroid be OUTSIDE your butt?
why do we park on a driveway, and drive on a parkway?
why do we call them pair of pants, when there is only one?
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O.K. Art, why is "Bra" singular and "Panties" plural?:confused:
Hemmoroids start out on the inside and then are forced outside...
Much like giving birth....Just ask Cowboy Tod:D
 
name the animals you can find in a pair of pantyhose... example.... 2 calves. i am gonna stop there, and let you people take over. art.
 
RaceGoddess said:
why will a dog run INTO the woods 1/2 way?


from that point on, the dog is running OUT of the woods.

unless that dog is the dirt hound, then he's lost. haha.
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I don't get lost big boy
speaking of ill. your roads sux haven't driven ill . in couple months drove over there yesterday yep you guess it hit a pothole thought was midget racers house flat tire
 
we won't let you in Illinois, mutt. so, if you were over here illegally,you deserve to hit a pothole and get a flat tire. most people are smart enough to drive around obstacles such as that. guess you are not!! haha. art. p.s... MERRY CHRISTMAS, and where is my t-shirt?
 
RaceGoddess said:
name the animals you can find in a pair of pantyhose... example.... 2 calves. i am gonna stop there, and let you people take over. art.
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A Beaver? A Monkey? Some kind of Kitten? A bearded oyster?
Scratch that last one...oysters aren't animals, with or without beards.
 
your t shirt is in illinois and Illnois is a pot hole especailly around fair veiw heights lol I ws helping out a freind something you wouldn't know about
 
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