Retirement Income (Attn: Jack & Curt)

BAD BOB

sick & twisted old man
RETIREMENT INCOME


If you had purchased $1,000 of AIG stock one year ago, you would have
$42 left.
With Lehman, you would have $6.60 left.
With Fannie or Freddie, you would have less than $5 left.
But if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have had $214.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg.....
 




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