Thing that make you go Hmmmmmmmm

[HMRT MotorSports]

Why is there braille on ATM drive threw machines?
Any ideas?

 

[ALCOHOL]

Why is there locks on super wal mart's doors? Aren't they open 24 hrs a day?

 

[moon]

The locks are because they are open 24 hours but not in a row.

 

[qwaynick]

If you're standing on a toilet, does that make you high on pot?

 

[bopper]

Lou Gherig got Lou Gherig's disease...................what are the chances

 

[JAMfan]

I wonder if Mark Miner has ever been charged With a "Miner in posession"?

 

[kingeddy]

If you had 24 odds and ends on a table....and 23 of them fell off...what would you have left, an odd or an end?


Who empties the wishing well?

king

 

[bolo]

If Ya Was Walking On A Bridge And Dropped Your Change?? Your Change Was 2 Dimes A Nickle And A Penny.the Nickle And The Penny Fell Thru The Cracks To The Water And The Dimes Did Not.why Would That Be??

 

[43pety]

How dose a blind person know when he is done wipping his butt?????

 

[qwaynick]

One dark night in the middle of the day. The two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced eachother. Drew their swords and shot eachther. The deaf policeman heard this noise and came to save the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

 

[albert malear]

hmmmmmmmm

how come when you lost something an your trying to find it people ask where you lost it at well if i knew where i lost it at id go get it heres your sign

 

[opnwhlmnd]

Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

Why do we turn down the radio volume when looking for an address?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why isn't there mouse-flavoured cat food?

 

[bolo]

LOL Or could it be>>> 1 bright morning in the middle of the night.2 dead boys got in a fight.They stood back ta back as they faced ea. other drew their swords and shot ea. other.The deaf policeman herd the noise and come ta kill them 2 dead boys.Now if you do not believe this lie to be true? Then you can just ask the blind man cause he saw it to!! AND THATS THE TRUTH!!!

One dark night in the middle of the day. The two dead boys went out to play. Back to back they faced eachother. Drew their swords and shot eachther. The deaf policeman heard this noise and came to save the two dead boys. If you don't believe this lie is true, ask the blind man, he saw it too!

 

[team11]

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a drive way???

 

[jumpinjack1dw]

why is it that they have handicap parking spaces at a roller skating rink?

Why is it that old people have to go to the back of a drugstore for drugs, but a healthy(cough, cough) person can buy cigarettes at the front counter?

have you ever seen a board walk?

or a chimney sweep?