Why married girls should avoid a night out with single girls

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Why females should avoid a girls night out after they are married...

The other night I was invited out for a night with "the girls".
I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!"

Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easy.
Around 3 a.m., a bit worse for wear, I headed for home. Just as I got in
the door, the cuckoo clock in the hall started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another
9 times.

I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted
solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when
totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos =
MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in, and I told him
"Midnight".

He didn't seem concerned at all. Whew! Got away with that one!

Then he said, "We need a new cuckoo clock."

When I asked him why he said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three
times, then said, "Oh ----.", cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another 3 times, giggled, Cuckooed twice more, and then tripped
over the coffee table and farted."
 
Another reason it’s easier to be a man!

Friendship between women: A woman didn't come home one night after a night of drinkin’. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it at all. :rolleyes:

Friendship between men: A man didn't come home one night after a night of drinkin’. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy's house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there. :cool:
 
Those are funny. At least they had enough sense to do it somewhere else than in their own house and getting BUSTED :eek: :eek: :eek: :D !!!!! Everyone needs 8 good men friends... :D :D
 
dirtgirl said:
Those are funny. At least they had enough sense to do it somewhere else than in their own house and getting BUSTED :eek: :eek: :eek: :D !!!!! Everyone needs 8 good men friends... :D :D
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Sometimes outside the house don’t work out so very good neither! :eek: … Fellers, anybody recognize this Volvo? :rolleyes:
 

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I recognize that fence, that is Bad Bobs house. Man Bob you said you felt like you were 18 again after you heart surgery but I thought you were only kidding.
 
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