>>>WOULD IT NOT BE GREAT TO TURN ON THE TV TONIGHT
>>>> >>AND SEE G. W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>My fellow Americans:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>>>> >>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
>>>> >>our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>> >>Forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>>>> >>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>>>> >>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short.
>>>> >>The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of
the
>>>> >>countries listed there.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>> >>world's Nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
>>>> >>copies
>>>> >>of both lists later this evening.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
>>>> >>nations on List 2 ceases immediately
>>>> >>solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will
>>>> >>hunt
>>>> >>you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
>>>> >>Earth.
>>>> >>Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
>>>> >>now.
>>>> >>Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
for
>>>> >>negotiations.
>>>> >>They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
>>>> >>Germany, and Russia.
>>>> >>Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
Bon
>>>> >>chance, mes amis.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
>>>> >>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
tickets
>>>> >>to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded, and crushed. I
>>>> >>don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>>>> >>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos
>>>> >>I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around.
>>>> >>Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security.
>>>> >>So start doing something with your oil.
>>>> >>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---
>>>> >>starting now.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help
>>>> >>folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying
>>>> >>enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>>>> >>It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>God bless America.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Thank you and good night.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"If you can read this, thank a teacher"
>>>> >>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
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>>>> >>AND SEE G. W. BUSH GIVE THE FOLLOWING SPEECH.....
>>>> >>
>>>> >>
>>>> >>My fellow Americans:
>>>> >>
>>>> >>As you all know, the defeat of Iraq's regime has been completed.
>>>> >>Since congress does not want to spend any more money on this war,
>>>> >>our mission in Iraq is complete.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>This morning I gave the order for a complete removal of all American
>>>> >>Forces from Iraq. This action will be complete within 30 days.
>>>> >>It is now time to begin the reckoning.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Before me, I have two lists. One list contains the names of countries
>>>> >>which have stood by our side during the Iraq conflict. This list is
short.
>>>> >>The United Kingdom, Spain, Bulgaria, Australia, and Poland are some of
the
>>>> >>countries listed there.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>The other list contains everyone not on the first list. Most of the
>>>> >>world's Nations are on that list. My press secretary will be
distributing
>>>> >>copies
>>>> >>of both lists later this evening.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Let me start by saying that effective immediately, foreign aid to those
>>>> >>nations on List 2 ceases immediately
>>>> >>solving the vexing social problems we still have at home.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>On that note, a word to terrorist organizations. Screw with us and we
will
>>>> >>hunt
>>>> >>you down and eliminate you and all your friends from the face of the
>>>> >>Earth.
>>>> >>Thirsting for a gutsy country to terrorize? Try France, or maybe China.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To Israel and the Palestinian Authority. Yo, boys. Work out a peace deal
>>>> >>now.
>>>> >>Just note that Camp David is closed. Maybe all of you can go to Russia
for
>>>> >>negotiations.
>>>> >>They have some great palaces there. Big tables, too.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I'm ordering the immediate severing of diplomatic relations with France,
>>>> >>Germany, and Russia.
>>>> >>Thanks for all your help, comrades. We are retiring from NATO as well.
Bon
>>>> >>chance, mes amis.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I have instructed the Mayor of New York City to begin towing the many UN
>>>> >>diplomatic vehicles located in Manhattan with more than two unpaid
tickets
>>>> >>to sites where those vehicles will be stripped, shredded, and crushed. I
>>>> >>don't care about whatever treaty pertains to this. Pay your tickets
>>>> >>tomorrow or watch your precious Benzes, Beamers, and limos
>>>> >>I have a couple extra tank and infantry divisions sitting around.
>>>> >>Guess where I'm gonna put 'em? Yep, border security.
>>>> >>So start doing something with your oil.
>>>> >>Oh, by the way, the United States is abrogating the NAFTA treaty---
>>>> >>starting now.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>It is time for America to focus on its own welfare and its own citizens.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Some will accuse us of isolationism.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>I answer them be saying darn tootin'. Nearly a century of trying to help
>>>> >>folks live a decent life around the world has only earned us the undying
>>>> >>enmity of just about everyone on the planet.
>>>> >>It is time to eliminate World Cup soccer from America.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To the nations on List 1, a final thought. Thanks guys. We owe you.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>To the nations on List 2, a final thought. Drop dead.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>God bless America.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>Thank you and good night.
>>>> >>
>>>> >>"If you can read this, thank a teacher"
>>>> >>"If you are reading it in English, thank a soldier."
>>>> >><br cle
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