Rule #1 - Go before you get to the track
Rule #2 - If you gotta pee, use the johnny on the spot....if they're emptied everyday.
Rule #3 - When leaving, hold it until you can get to a gas station in Pevely....no lines, and it may be a bit cleaner.
And does it worry anyone else that we can have a post this long just about bathrooms?
This big a post for potties? only here, but I gotta comment. SFCR has the best bathrooms in the business, both in the pits and stands. Very nice, and clean, with sinks, paper towels & soap. Fredrock has the absolute worst!!!!(none at all) The port-a-potties are fairly well maintained though.
Thanks to the Kankakee County Fair Board Kankakee Speedway has some of the worst restrooms I have ever seen. In the mens you might as well go on the floor because you dare not sit on any of the toilets. The floors are always wet with god only knows what. And the fair board owns the facility I wonder if they have ever tried to use the bathrooms they expect the fans to use?
A POST ABOUT TRACK BATHROOMS IS O.K. BUT, WHY IS IT UNDER THE DIRT LATE MODELS SECTION? .......
THE ORIGINATOR OF THIS POST NEEDS TO TAKE THE "JEFF" OUTTA THEIR SCREEN NAME.
JUST KIDDIN'.......... JEFF JOHNS FAN.
YA' KNOW, I CAN SEE WHY THE BATHROOMS ARE LESS THAN DESIRABLE. JUST LIKE SOME MAIDS DON'T DO WINDOWS, I'M SURE MOST TRACK PERSONNEL DON'T WANT TO BE THE "CRAPPER CLEANER" AT A DIRT TRACK! WOULD YOU?
NOT TO MENTION, MOST PEOPLE DON'T GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KEEP FROM TRASHIN' THEM.
Great racing for the last race of the season, but oh boy, what a trip to go to the can. Mud hole at the bottom the hill where the entrence to the can is, and 2 out of 4 work and don't dare be a nice guy and try to correct it yourself . you'll get your face washed like it or not.........lol. However we all had a great night of racing, that's what counts right?
Just remember this I will get you my little pretties !!!!!
That is a plural meaning more than one...... Yep more than one person will be part of my wrath....
That's RIGHT!!!! You little hound dog!!! Not me BUTTTTT maybe you can be the next rocked person. You will be amazed at how little I will have to pay the kids to tip your pisser!!!! Are the rest of you hearing this PROMISE?????