Bittle and Dearing blackflagged at Indiana track

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kreke13

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Brendon Bittle and Michael Dearing were blackflagged for numerous incidents of rough driving as a result of being throttled by a bunch of old guys on the Richmond, Indiana Nascart track. When asked why they did it both responded with "I dunno".

This was not the only incident for Bittle who was also seen kissing waitresses at the Lonestar restaurant in Terra Haute and impersonating a 16 year old Canadian at Eldora (for the purpose of picking up chicks).

Both Bittle and Dearing have been suspended from traveling until the Fall Nationals at Eldora. The authorities have place Dearing in counseling hoping that the effects of Bittle will wear off soon.

In an unrelated story (we think) the Kreke Krew is missing a cooler of Bud Light.
 
The Bittle kid is trouble, always has been. He probably drug the Dearing kid into his evil web!

TTG/MM

In an unrelated story, two young boys turn in a record number of aluminum beer cans at a Pevely, MO recycling center.
 
ChimChim

Yep, I think Big Time was hanging out with that Bittle kid a little too much, I hope there is nothing else going on there!!!
 
I've heard alot of stories about that Bittle kid...nothing but trouble. Too bad he couldn't be more like his sisters.
 
I just can't believe a DEARING kid would resort to rough driving!! NEVER... Although he did rough up the Bittle's dirt bike on Monday..

I could of sworn I saw that Bittle mom (Janet) drinking some Bud Lights Monday...
 
personally i think that Bittle kid is just plain bad!! jus look at it, he scared dean hoffman's son soo bad, he is movin to nc. i used to be a part of the "clan" but i have had recently started another hobby and have to miss the rest of the season but the good thing is that i no longer have to be blamed by that old Bittle lady for all of the Bittle's incidents. but now the Salty Dog is gettin me to to come out to albers....uh oh!!! oh well good luck to Bittle tryin to get out of the Kreke krews "watch" and if i was one of them i would check that dang Salter krew for them lost beers. dont let rick no im turnin him in :) "the lil salty dog" :)
Chris
 
oh and we all no Brendan isnt that good of a driver so i wouldnt doubt that he has torn all kinds of cars up....(past experiances) :) thats all right tho.... u all better look out, Bittle always tears stuff up
Chris
 
Sep. 3-5

The following is the COMPLETE and ONLY truth concerning the weekend of Sep. 3-5.

-There were no rubber duckies in a hotel swimming pool.
-I do not know anything about a box of swiss cakes.
-I do not know of a missing cooler.
-I DO know where the Bud Light was.
-I Do know that some Richmond locals were looking for a guy named Brent for 35 lbs of Effingham and Eggs.

Now on a serious note. I am filing numerous charges against one Brendan Bittle and one Michael Dearing. The charges are as follows.

1. Charge against Mr. Dearing for whiplash, concussion, and hurt ego after go-kart racing on Sep. 4 @ 11:15 am.
2. Charge against Mr. Dearing for repeat concussion due to foot to the head while sleeping on Sep. 5 @3:30 am.
3. Charge against Mr. Bittle for conspiring with Mr. Dearing in charge #1 for whiplash, concussion, and hurt ego after go-kart racing on Sep. 4 @ 11:15 am.
4. Charge against Mr. Bittle for charging $672 in roaming minutes on my cell phone to an Ohio cell phone number between the hrs of 1:13am and 2:29am.
5. Charge against Al Kreke for arranging this carnage.

The punishment I am seeking is that these two deliquints join us on Oct. 7-9 for a repeat trip and payback. TF
 
i have decided to represent mr. bittle and mr. dearing as their defense lawyer. on the charge of #1 my clients plead not guilty due to the fact you were just plain slow.
Charge # 2 my clients plead not guilty cause you could have snuggled with dustin better
charge #3 see #1
Charge #4 the plead not guilty that was me i was trying to find a local establishment that would be for sale for the big time showstoppas. than i just got bored and started to call those numbers that they play late at nite.

they will however enter into court a plea bargin that their lawyer will keep them in line if no further charges are filled. ........of course after fall nationals they might be my lawyer
 
The legal proceedings need to be televised. "Enquiring" minds need to know!

I vote for "Judge Judy" and "Jerry Springer".

(But based the Bittle's family history, "Jerry Springer" will probably be the only show that will take that bunch.)

TTG/MM:)
 
I just read in the Richmond paper the City of Richmond is hunting for AK and crew. Said there was wool all over the streets of Richmond that took county inmates 13 hours to clean up and the cost of the clean up will be billed to AK and crew!?!?!?
 
i never said janet was old....wait...dangit...awh she is gunna end up gettin me back for that one.lol was the missing cooler accounted for yet??lol uh oh someone is starting the sheep business again... thats baaaaaaaaaad.
Chris
 
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