Dennis Tribout named to head the short track slide job Committee by President Obama!

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C.E.O Davinroy Motorsport
With all of the early season slide jobs and hurt feelings president Obama said something needs to be done before Drivers run out of chassis manufactures to switch to. President Obama named Dennis Tribout Sr. to head the panel. Tribout stated that "we have a real problem on our hands. With drivers selling cars after bad slide jobs it is driving down the resale value on used race cars due to the volume of Chassis manufactures who actually race." The President decided to stop working on the Obama Care web page because it was not going to work anyway and focus on a real issue.
 
he would not lower his standards to work for husane...but I have herd one of the prezes girls are dating axle rose
 
As per President Obama's direction the following slide job rules will be in effect:

All Drivers and Witnesses in Attendance must IMMEDIATELY Enroll in slidejobacare.gov

1. An Incompleted slide job will be decided by a vote of the crowd in attendance.
2. Punishment will be decided by the crowd in attendance (No internet voting will be counted!!)
A) Slider must finish race with flat left front
B) Slider must exit car and apologize on his knees to Slidee and beg forgiveness.
C) Public flogging and crucifiction to take place on front straightaway before the Dash.
 
Well since this is now in government hands. The perpetrator of a BAD slide job must pay double TAXES on all race related items. Also 50% of their ill gotten gains must go to the BSJVF.... Bad Slide Job Victim Fund that has been established!
 
The Republicans in the house want to Slide Job the Nomination.. Saying the lack of experience in slide jobs that Mr. Tribout SR has would be detrimental to racing . They would like to nominate Terry Hall of the head of the panel.
Stay Tune for more reports from Jason Davinroy
 
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