Way ta go Jack....In Honor of your
1st feature win of '09, I've sent you
an E-Mail picture...I'm sure I'd get
kicked off if I tried to post it
on here, But I wanted you to have a
special congratulations to start the
'09 season!!!
Urine Test -- This guy has a point! This was written by a construction worker in Fort McMurray . Read on . . .
I work, they pay me. I pay my taxes, and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit. In order to earn that pay check, I work on a rig site for a Fort McMurray...
The spoon:
A lesson on how consultants can make a difference in an organization.
l ast week, we took some friends to a new restaurant, 'Steve's Place,' and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket.
It seemed a little strange. When the busboy...
"You cannot legislate the poor into freedom by legislating the wealthy out of freedom.
What one person receives without working for, another person must work for without receiving.
The government cannot give to anybody anything that the government does not first take from somebody else...
A young blond woman from St. Louis was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Mississippi River. She went down to the levee and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her teetering on the edge of the water, crying. He took...
A man wakes up one morning in North Vancouver to find a bear on his roof.
So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for 'Bear Remover.'
He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 15 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's...
I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life; is this true?
A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... don't waste them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life...