Taurus Grudgematch... Trashdog vs 28jracer

Lisa, my funny friend, you won't be beating me....this is a ford race, you know me better then that !!!
 
GREAT: Then we can count on Concord Auto Parts sponsoring the women and you keeping the beer on ice.... ;) Oh yea and you can use that thingy that looks like a spatula to pick the mud off our cars. ;) And while you are at Concord Auto Parts get us some window cleaner please.... Which ever kind you like the best because you can also clean our windsheilds... ;)
Thanks for offering your Help :D And tell Judy and your mom and sister they can help us to. We can use all the Cheerleaders we can get.
 
Dang!!!

I know better than to not keep a close eye on my threads.

First of all, I have EARNED the right to have Concord Auto Parts on MY car!

Second - the c4 is already sponsored by a competitor of CONCORD.

Third, Loren... don't worry about my PS2 cars! All you have to do to fix them is push restart. On the other hand - I do believe I have ALOT of experience fixing the 14k car. I have used all my vacation days over the last four years working on the 14k because of what???? MY DRIVING ABILITY???? NOT????
(I know, the c4 keeps getting in your way - ouch!) LOL!

Fourth, Mr. Trashdog... Don't worry about the dirtgirl. She wants to race the winner between the two of us - so you won't get to race her anyway.

Fifth.... where in the hell is TTG with the Dakota Challenge I offered him? Is he scared???

Sixth... I'm gonna stop here for all you Jefferson County folks that can't count any higher! LOL (just pickin)

(actually - I ran out of things to say - I have to go back and see what else I missed)

:D :D :D
 
Loren,

Dirtgirl can have Judy and your sister! But... your Mom is who keeps Jerry in line so she has to stay.
 
Ha!

Racer14K said:
Lisa, my funny friend, you won't be beating me....this is a ford race, you know me better then that !!!
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LOREN CAN'T HANDLE A FORD!!!!

WAYYYYYY too much for him! Stick with your little Chevy Loren!
 
The family will have to stick together, besides, Frank already voluntered to be your crew chief.......and I think he is at the shop WAITING FOR YOU NOW !!!!!!
 
I know...

I was just there about an hour ago. He was sitting in a lawn chair under the eave of your garage.

He was pretty wet - and STUNK!

I couldn't take it and he was freaking Kristofor out. So we left. I'll be back up around 8.
 
Then again....

Now that you have joined an alliance with the dirtgirl... SHE can come fix the rest of your car and I'll stay home!!! LOL!!!

Frank and her would REALLY hit it off. Give Lisa a few beers, she starts talking to herself just like Frank does - that would be a blast. They could entertain eachother!

Lisa.... to learn more about Frank.... ask Donnie and Laura. I believe Donnie is a distant cousin! (oops - now I'm REALLY in T-R-O-U-B-L-E!!!) :D
 
Actually Joe I think that Frank is Don"s long lost twin & you are one of their sons. Which one we still haven't figured that out. Also call over at the house later I think Beth might have your vinyl ready. :p
 
I thought I was going to be in trouble with Donnie - I think you just took it away from me!!!!

He's after you double now!

Get off the computer! I just tried calling.
 
T.C. Springer is loaning me his MSD box for the race. Ahhhhhhhhh those were the good old days when you could get a $500 car, a $7,000 MSD box and race for a trophy. Greed has ruined the sport.

John Barr
The Trashdog
 
ATTENTION Trashdog. Joe has a new plan on how to beat you! He is going to try to wreck your car while it is parked in your driveway! He was just at my house practicing my street car. Luckily for me , my race car it was in a safe spot out of harms way. And just think Joe you always say I try to fit my race car in tight spots! :p :p :p :eek: :D
 
I wrecked???

First of all, let me say this....

You park your personal car about like you drive your racecar. Meaning: Your front bumper tends to cause damage to vehicles around it.

Why is it that anytime someone is near ANY front bumper of ANY of your vehicles, the other vehicle sustains damage? I'm SURE I can find other people to agree with me! :D

TRASHDOG... I get the inside lane! Thanks to pc36, the left side of my car already has damage! Each time I pass you, I will do so on the inside!

(At least I didn't do something more IMPRESSIVE like drive off the Retaining Wall! Now that would have been IMPRESSIVE!) (hint)

Whoever designed your driveway needs to find another line of work!
 
Thats because he's easy pickens Andy :D :D :D :D :D

What did I tell you Trashdog, 28jracer DRIVES DIRTY, he had the nerve to go straight to pc36's house and wreck his car BEFORE the races :eek: :eek: :eek:
 
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