BAD BOB
sick & twisted old man
A racer was going to Fredericktown to check on the progress of the racetrack. He noticed that there was a lot more traffic than normal. As he got further up the road all of the traffic had come to a halt. He saw a policeman coming towards his car, so he asked the cop what was wrong. The cop said, "Man we are in a crisis situation. Jeff Mills is in the road very upset. He does not have the money to re-open the track on time. He is threatening to douse himself in gasoline and start a fire." The racer asked the cop exactly what he was doing there." The cop said, " I feel sorry for him so I am going car to car asking for donations." The racer asked, "How much do you have so far?" The cop replied, "Well as of right now only 33 gallons, but many people are still siphoning as we speak!"