wehjawhill
New Member
I’ve changed my mind, what there is of it.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too
irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police
are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can
now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my
horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe they will nominate at least three Supreme Court Judges and they can interpret in such ways to make it useless.
I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear end it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own'
P.S.: If I get a nasty replies back, I'll know I made a
mistake and sent this Democrats who don't think
it's as funny as I do!!!
I'm voting Democrat because I'm way too
irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police
are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.
I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can
now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my
horse.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil
companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene
but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15%
isn't.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine
as long as nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I
don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
voters.
I’m voting Democrat because I believe they will nominate at least three Supreme Court Judges and they can interpret in such ways to make it useless.
I'm voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my rear end it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.
'A Liberal is a person who will give away everything
they don't own'
P.S.: If I get a nasty replies back, I'll know I made a
mistake and sent this Democrats who don't think
it's as funny as I do!!!