Congratulations George W. & Matt Blunt

your right kermit the frog wouldv'e been a better canidate than waflle head ,was wondering how does get dressed in the morning
 
Hmmm.... I guess that I had better start working on dressing myself in the morning.

Do you think that we should make up nicknames like the ones the real politicians have? A lot of the good ones are already taken... Wafflehead, Dubya', Slick Willy, Tricky Dicky. I saw some others on earlier posts but I don't think we should use any of them.

I do not think that we should waste campaign funds on television and radio adds. They only annoy people. Besides why waste good money on ads when we could use it to buy things like beer and brats.

Maybe we could use some of that free federal money to buy a late model. We could paint campaign stuff all over the car. Wishicoulddrive could be our driver. We might have to change his name to Icantdriveworthadamn. ;)
 
Ghost is coming to haunt the cabinet.... I'm coming to raid the cabinet..... And now Pitdrifter is looking for a magazine so he can sit down and **** in the cabinet.... LOL...
 
Don't worry Larry in Columbia we can get you some of those GRR Animals....
One day you wear the matching Tigers and the next day you wear the matching Dogs and so on and so on... Great training tools for people starting out clothing themselves.... ;)
 
PITDRIFTER said:
I'M AFRAID THIS THREAD WILL LAST FOR THE NEXT 4 YEARS. :confused: TYPICAL POLITICS! LOTS OF TALK NOT MUCH ACTION!
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I'll run on the platform of "SPEC Motors for all!" :p
 
Just don't flip flop Doug !!!! Spec- Nascar-UMP ...... But like a true politician who ever is lining your pockets at that time is the plat - form you should be on LOL!!!!!!
 
The Plan!

The thing that will set the DIRT Party apart from the others is that we will be the party with a plan.
The day our party assumes power the Attorney General will be directed to start eminent domain proceedings for the Saint Charles Speedway and Lake Hill Speedway properties. Once acquired by the federal government these sites will be declared national parks and renovated. Racing will resume at these historic tracks. If neighbors complain about the noise eminent domain proceedings will be initiated on their property. Saint Louis will once again have a Sunday night track and a paved short track. Similar plans will be considered for Capital Speedway and the old Rolla Speedway.
 
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